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Started by BlueBard, March 29, 2010, 06:36:05 PM

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BlueBard

We are Marvel.
Your artistic taste and distinctiveness will be replaced with our own.
Past continuity is irrelevant.
Your money will be assimilated.
Your fan outrage is futile.
STO/CO: @bluegeek

BlueBard

We are Project Management.
You will be assimilated on schedule.
Your resources will be added to our own.
Your technological distinctiveness is irrelevant.
Deviation from the project is futile.
STO/CO: @bluegeek

BlueBard

We are Toyota.
You will be accelerated.
Braking is futile.
STO/CO: @bluegeek

docdelorean88

We are Aperture Science.
You will test our innovations.
You will not ask questions.
You will get cake.
I am GLaDOS
I am still alive.
"Roads, Where we're going we don't need... Roads"

Deaths Jester

We are drunk.
You will give us all your alcohol.
You will put up with our inane chatter.
You will be thrown up on.
You will have to hold our hair back as we throw up.
You will be hit on if you are a good looking woman, no matter what.
You have to take us home after we pass out!
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

BlueBard

We are the Bored.
We would assimilate you ... if we cared.
Your television programming will be erased from our TiVo collection.
Entertainment is futile.
We are waiting for Iron-Man 2.
STO/CO: @bluegeek

BlueBard

We are Paranoid.
You will be viewed with suspicion.
Your conspiracy theories will be added to our own.
We will wear tinfoil hats to protect ourselves from the government's mind control rays.
Therapy is futile.
STO/CO: @bluegeek

Deaths Jester

We are insane.
We view everything differently than you.
We wear clothing that binds our arms.
We live in nice cozy padded room.
Drugs are pumped into us daily.
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.

Nyte Dragon

Quote from: Deaths Jester on March 30, 2010, 03:26:02 PMWe are drunk. You will give us all your alcohol. You will put up with our inane chatter. You will be thrown up on. You will have to hold our hair back as we throw up. You will be hit on if you are a good looking woman, no matter what. You have to take us home after we pass out!
We are drunkard of Borg,                   Resultance is floortile.
Hate is always foolish and love is always wise.
 ⁓Doctor Who

BlueBard

We are SharkMen(TM).
You will be assassinated.
Resistance is chum.
STO/CO: @bluegeek

Mr. Hamrick

We... are not... amused.

BlueBard

We are posting for our own amusement.
Our boredom has been added to your own.
Mass appeal is irrelevant.
Rationality is futile.
STO/CO: @bluegeek

JeyNyce

We are Tech
We make your life easy
By making it complex
The internet is for porn!
I don't call for tech support, I AM TECH SUPPORT!
It's the internet, don't take it personal!

USAgent

We are the world
we are the children
we are the ones who will make a brighter day
so lets start giving...

Alaric

Quote from: USAgent on April 20, 2010, 10:48:00 AM
We are the world
we are the children
we are the ones who will make a brighter day
so lets start giving...

I've been resisting the temptation to post that ever since this topic started...
Fear the "A"!!!

Xenolith


Mr. Hamrick

We are not the walrus!

BlueBard

Quote from: Alaric on April 20, 2010, 12:38:22 PM
Quote from: USAgent on April 20, 2010, 10:48:00 AM
We are the world
we are the children
we are the ones who will make a brighter day
so lets start giving...

I've been resisting the temptation to post that ever since this topic started...

Your idea has been assimilated.
Resistance is futile!!!
STO/CO: @bluegeek

The Phantom Eyebrow

We are the physics teachers
Voltage (V) is the electric potential energy per unit charge
Current (I) is a measure of the amount of electrical charge transferred per unit time
Resistance is  V/I

Tawodi Osdi

..are smarter than the average bear.
Your picnic baskets will be assimilated.

Alaric

We are Medievalists.
Resistance is feudal.
Fear the "A"!!!

Tawodi Osdi

We are Existentialists
Reality will be ignored

Mr. Hamrick

We are coming to get you.  
somewhere around 7
Then we are going for pizza.
Be warned.

BlueBard

Quote from: Tawodi Osdi on April 24, 2010, 09:18:19 PM
..are smarter than the average bear.
Your picnic baskets will be assimilated.

I am Yogi of Bear.
We are wishing we had thought of that line first!  :lol:
STO/CO: @bluegeek

Previsionary

We are, we are (We are)... The youth of the nation!
Disappear when you least expe--

Tawodi Osdi

...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.

BWPS

Quote from: Tawodi Osdi on April 27, 2010, 05:13:56 PM
...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.
...suffering from ADD.
I fixed it, please center your text next time.
I apologize in advance for everything I say on here. I regret it immediately after clicking post.

Glitch Girl

We are the very model of a modern Major-General,
We've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
We know the kings of England, and we quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
-Glitch Girl

"Cynicism is not maturity, do not mistake the one for the other. If you truly cannot accept a story where someone does the right thing because it's the right thing to do, that says far more about who you are than these characters." - Greg Rucka

BlueBard

We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting till the end!
We are the champions,
We are the champions!
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions .. of the world!
STO/CO: @bluegeek

Deaths Jester

We are zombies!
We want your brains!
We barely talk!
We are misunderstood by everyone!
Avatar picture originally a Brom painting entitled Marionette.