Murs is a jerk.

[Gremlin]

He ruined my ice cream and made it all melty.

And then Benton swam in it so I can't eat it anymore.

[docdelorean88]

Hey, Gremlin. I got a pretty nice and decked out DeLorean sitting next to me. You wouldn't happen to know of a great triumph they have each accomplished would you(and when and where they happened)? If so, i beleive there is a Flux Capacitor with your name on it. I also have a phonebooth with some sort of umbrella antenna on top of it, should the DeLorean seem to over the top. The phone booth comes with a complimentary historical figure:Socrates or Billy the Kid are currently available.

[murs47]

You sniveling worm!

You've slandered my good name!

[Gremlin]

You sniveling worm!

You've slandered my good name!

You slandered it just fine yourself you horrible hitman.

[murs47]

*throws dandruff collection at Gremlin's dark laundry*

[Gremlin]

...you were saving that? Why would you do that? What would prompt you to collect it?

[murs47]

For moments like this.....duh .

[Gremlin]

Well that is incredibly gross. You are a disgusting person. Ewewewewewwwww.

[The Hitman]

Waitaminute... I'M a horrible Hitman! Mursy stole my title!! You... you title- stealer!

*steals Murs's swords*

"Ooh, look at meee! I'm kinda like Deadpool but not so much!"

[Ares_God_of_War]

It's o.k. Gremlin, Show us on the doll where he violated you.

[Deaths Jester]

What you didn't already know murs was a jerk?   Man, ye are really stupid Gremlin!

[JeyNyce]

It's o.k. Gremlin, Show us on the doll where he violated you.

 wait is it a girl doll or an action figure?  

[Gremlin]

It's o.k. Gremlin, Show us on the doll where he violated you.

 wait is it a girl doll or an action figure?  

You shut up. Just because I'm not exactly mammilian doesn't mean I don't have gender.

[murs47]

*points and laughs at Gremlin*

[Gremlin]

*cries*

*in a very manly way*

[Deaths Jester]

Which means he cried like the little baby girl he is.