First Post of 2009!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Hah!

Take that!

In your faces!

No matter what else you do and where else your travails take you over the course of this year, you will always know that I was First in the Fiefdom in 'ought-nine!

How do you like them apples!?

[BWPS]

Worst post of 2009

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

Ah... I see that BWPS has pricked the pomposity of my preliminary post with his pointed schtick.  Well played sir!

Although it bears repeating that I was and, in a very real sense remain, the first poster here, so nerrr... 

[Deaths Jester]

Hah!

Take that!

In your faces!

No matter what else you do and where else your travails take you over the course of this year, you will always know that I was First in the Fiefdom in 'ought-nine!

How do you like them apples!?

Mmmmm.....apples...now I can make apple brandy!  Thanks TPE.

[Gremlin]

NO! APPLE PIIIIIIE!

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

I'm sorry but WHERE exactly did it say that them apples were for you guys to partake of?  This is not a grocery store or a food outlet I'm running you know!

It seems I'm catering for idiots here...

[Deaths Jester]

I'm sorry but WHERE exactly did it say that them apples were for you guys to partake of?  This is not a grocery store or a food outlet I'm running you know!

It seems I'm catering for idiots here...

Well, Remember who ye are speaking to!

Hmm and idiot catering to idiots...how fitting!