If a red wheel...

[Gremlin]

...met a flamboyant oyster walking briskly down the sidewalk and squelched out a tremorous call, great towers would collapse and seem to illustrate a profound lyrical nostalgia based in card games and mobile phones and dragons. Thus, all happy candy seems to hide from pencils striving for children and identity.

[bearded]

no it isn't.

[The Phantom Eyebrow]

What is this? Is it written in code or something?  It's written in code, I know it is!

* Spends the next, ooh, eight and a half hours trying to decipher the hidden message *

* Head explodes *